Ek Jamadar Gatar Men Jhukkar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha Pathan Ne Dekha To Bola "O Yara 6 Nan Hamara Bhi Laga Do"
Pathan Shauchala Gaya To Diwar Par Likha Tha "Duniya Chand Par Pahunch Gai Hai Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Pathan Ne Niche Likh Diya . .. "Bas Ye Karke Ham Bhi Jaa Raha Hu"
Ladki: Khan Sahab Tum Mujhe Subah Se Lekar Sham Tak Aur Shaam Se Lekar Subah Tak Pyar Karna Pathan: Oye Jalim Ki Bachchi To Fir Ham 'Naswar' Kab Khayega?
Ek Pathan Ne Apani Begam Ko Goli Maar Di Kyonki Uski Begam Ne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Jaindagi Nikah Se Pahle Se Hi 'Shan' Aur 'Shaukat' Ke Saath Gujarne Ki Aadi Ho
Pathan Ne Ek Nai Kar Kharidi Aur Penter Ko Kaha Isper Kuch Aisa Likha Do Ki Log Dekhte Hi Pahchan Jayen Ki Ye Pathan Ki Kar Hai"A Penter Ne Likha ... ... "Darwaja Bahar Khulta Hai"A
Pathan Ne Galti Se Kisi Dusre Ke Mobile Par 100 Ka Balence Bhej Diya Fir Thodi Der Baad Fon Karke Bola "O Yara Hamara 100 Rupya Wapas Karo"A Aadmi Bola "Hamare Paas To 80 Rupya Hi Aaya Hai"A Pathan: Ruko Abhi Ham 20 Aur Bhejta Hu